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I'm only updating because I need to get up super-early for work tomorrow and, naturally, I can't sleep. What gives? I was feeling tired earlier in the day, fought the urge to nap in fear that... well, that what is happening right now would occur. Quick, somebody give me something boring to do so I'll doze off! (Something that is not reading boring articles on Wikipedia. I've tried that and wound up wasting hours filling my brain with fascinating but ultimately pointless info)

Hohoho, you were right, duetmaoim! Torrenting is the way to go! ...Not that I would know anything about that. Ahem. But I managed to locate all thirteen episodes of Half-Moon Investigations, huttah! It's almost like the sequel I had been wishing for (though a whole new book would still be cracking). Not quite - it's more like a slightly alternate version of things, but... oh, why am I bothering you all with this? Okay, I want a new book and season two! ...Er, please?

Anyway, I spent my free afternoon and watched the first seven episodes. Still adorable, which just proves everything is better with detectives! Even if they're pint-sized detectives, with nary a corpse in sight (hey, it is children's programming). Maybe I'm just easily won over by fun, lighthearted misadventures in comparison to seeing so much of CSI's corpse-of-the-week action (even if it's the ridiculous CSI Miami, woo yeah). Oh, and the pint-sized detective protaganist mentions truth and justice several times, which is like A+ in my book.

Kind of weird, actually, watching an episode of CSI followed by a cutesy kiddy detective show. Like, "Get a DNA sample!" "Swab for epithelials!" "Send that to trace!" 'till it finally clicks that "school-aged detectives are not going to have ludicrously fancy forensic equipment, right." So we're kicking it old school, okay! And sure, CSI may have fancy equipment, dopey one-liners, crazy M.E.s, absurdly fancy mansions and somewhat far-fetched situations (some guy in an ugly green shirt getting shot only because the intended target was some other guy who just happened to be wearing an equally ugly green shirt), but does it have charming Irish accents? Impromptu musical numbers? Tall, gangly 13-year olds attempting to ride tiny pink tricycles as a getaway vehicle (at this point, it miiiight be faster to walk)? Thought not!

...Now, there's a thought. CSI: Miami needs, nay, requires a musical episode. I don't even know how it might work. It just would. Or, barring that, tricycles. Not even for the comedy factor; they all drive Hummers, man! It's appalling! except for the one that blew up. that was kind of cool.

...Aww, cheese and crackers, I'm never going to get to sleep if I let my brain run wild like this! Maybe I'll try warm milk or something silly like that.

I am going to start blogging again.

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